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ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

edwardspoonhands

jtotheizzoe:

sagansense:

laughingsquid:

A Video of Fangirls Combined With Nature Documentary Narration by David Attenborough

This man could narrate my life. And I would be completely OK with that.

"Only in very hard times, when the pride is extremely hungry, will issues of priority be settled by fighting."

This man could narrate me opening a jar of mayo and make it sound like Earth’s most epic struggle for existence.

beeologist

The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified

  • BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
  • BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
  • BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
  • AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
gaypiper

thenicojesus:

ratpaca:

ART COMMISSIONS NEEDED URGENTLY.

Today 26 rats were surrendered to the local animal shelter. Two mothers, a smooth hair (currently pregnant but also nursing 8 tiny MALE babies 5 – 7 days old) and a mink rex (nursing male babies of different ages from aprox 1- 3 weeks old.) Both mothers are very small I think they might be 4 – 6 months but could be older, they are pretty thin so they could just be small.

One adult male, silk(?) dove berkshire. He’s very sweet and large I am not worried about him but he will be on meds for the week to try and kick the myco he has. I think hes surrendered because he’s oldish around 2 years old and just leaving breeding age. And a few other male babies about 5 - 7 weeks. .

The babies are all male. This is very uncommon (most litters on average are 11 and 30% male 70% female) and leads me to believe they are keeping the females for breeding. This is confirmed by the fact the only females surrendered were either common fur types( pregnant nursing mother, one week old and a 3 week old) or sickly (the rex mum has pretty bad myco). We are lodging animal neglect case on the breeders.

The male baby rats are smooth fur, rex, double rex (?) silk (?) and patchwork. Some are already showing signs of eye infections and some are very tiny. Their reason for surrendering these rats was they no longer had money to feed their breeding stock. They said they were breeding “special” rats.

They undoubtedly have females and more breeding stock because unless they are super rats, there would be more female babies. This isn’t okay.

I am currently fostering them until they get bigger and the mothers get better. 

How you can help.

I need money for special bedding for baby rats (its soft and expensive), money for medicine and a special health drink that helps on giving energy and putting on weight, something the mothers and tiny children REALLY need. I currently have 7 rats myself, so any amount of commissions would aid these guys to a full recovery. I will be posting many updates so you guys can see how they are doing.

You can also suggest names because there is so many of these little guys.

Animal combinations $15. Tell me your favorite animals and I will design you a mythical merged beast.

Your pets! $8 in this cute lineless style.

Cartoon versions of yourself/characters what ever. Doing what ever $20

More art is on my page

message me for details

 This guy is my friend ratpaca. He works at a shelter for animals, and he does an excellent job. He really needs your help to save these babies, please reblog/signal boost or commission him if you can!

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pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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